Bluey the Kitten.
I love him :’)

• me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet

I don’t appreciate this heat at all.

Pick up line. 

• Boy: I'll buy you food.

g-narl:

sigh. Animals get more action than me

• ‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
• 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
• 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
• 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

How to be ugly 

• Step 1: Look like me.

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